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Thursday, November 27, 2008
A Million Broken Promises - The New Years Resolutions You Just Love to Break

With the attack of the Christmastide and New Year season, it is a bygone decision that people will definitely begin their Christmastide shopping, their wishing lists, and most importantly their New Old Age resolutions. But what's funny about the New Old Age declaration is that is probably the most broken promise in history. These vows usually last just under a hebdomad before the motive to accomplish them fizzles out and world sets in.

So what are some more than illustrations of these ill-famed promises that cipher can look to keep? If you're person who is 12 old age old and aged you may have got got promised yourself (or someone may have made you to promise) to make things like clean your room. But lo and behold, clip can wipe out a batch of things, and that includes your New Old Age resolution. Here are a few illustrations of those ill-famed resolutions:

- I Will Not Stake On The Lottery Again: This is kind of a solid aspiration because too much gaming can indeed bust up your life. But like most promises that spell pfft after a few days, most gamblers experience bad fortune even in keeping their ain promises. Sad, sad.

- I Will Never Be Late Again: About 99% of the work force have once sung this melody and hit a rotter note. This is one of the easiest of New Old Age declarations to get but one of the hardest to maintain. It is all good until traffic, political parties and all those wild nighttimes catch up on you.

- I Will Stop Watching 'The Simpsons': Talk about an addiction. The Simpsons can stand up for any habit-forming television show that you can't maintain your eyes from even if you tried. Usually the fictional characters have got spell such as a large portion of your day-to-day lives and afternoons that letting spell of them is as difficult as, well, letting go of family. So much for New Old Age resolutions.

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